I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.








“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

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LGBTQ* Typography, Art and Posters You May Have Missed

Art posted during Gay Pride Weekend, Portland, Maine in late(r)-2000s

(Source: Down Is Not Up)

"Cocktails Are Not A Cure"


i have powerful thighs and a good heart

Note to self:

Recovery does not mean perfection. I do not have to be a recovery goddess. It is okay to struggle. It is okay to say that I am not okay. I am not falling short. I am not a disappointment.

I am struggling a lot right now. That’s a really hard thing for me to admit.

I am in recovery. I am and always will fight for my health. And I don’t want to be the poster child for recovery anymore.

“The day will come
When your skin will be clean
And the moon will become a friend
Who won’t bring out the worst in you.
The day will come
And when it does, celebrate.
You are yours again.”

- Recovery (via et-tu-dionyse)

best date with your soulmate:

  • get drunk and watch yu yu hakusho fan videos made in 2007 by 13 year olds. cry.
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